Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask 1972

6.53

A collection of seven vignettes, which each address a question concerning human sexuality. From aphrodisiacs to sexual perversion to the mystery of the male orgasm, characters like a court jester, a doctor, a queen and a journalist adventure through lab experiments and game shows, all seeking answers to common questions that many would never ask.

1972

Ivanhoe

Ivanhoe 1952

6.80

Sir Walter Scott's classic story of the chivalrous Ivanhoe who joins with Robin of Locksley in the fight against Prince John and for the return of King Richard the Lionheart.

1952

Waxwork II: Lost in Time

Waxwork II: Lost in Time 1992

4.90

The survivors of the first Waxwork must use a portal through time to defeat the evil that has followed them and turned their lives upside down.

1992

Cinderella

Cinderella 1977

5.60

Cinderella, with the help of her "fairy" godmother, is granted heightened sexual prowess to win over Prince Charming. After a blindfolded orgy at the royal castle, the nerdy Prince must sleep with every willing woman in his kingdom until he finds that one, mysterious lover who so "stood out" on the night of the sex Ball.

1977

The Man Who Laughs

The Man Who Laughs 1928

7.35

Gwynplaine, son of Lord Clancharlie, has a permanent smile carved on his face by the King, in revenge for Gwynplaine's father's treachery. Gwynplaine is adopted by a travelling showman and becomes a popular idol. He falls in love with the blind Dea. The king dies, and his evil jester tries to destroy or corrupt Gwynplaine.

1928

The King and the Clown

The King and the Clown 2005

7.00

Set in the late 15th century during the reign of King Yeonsan, two male street clowns and tightrope walkers, Jangsaeng and Gong-gil, are part of an entertainer troupe. Their manager prostitutes the beautiful Gong-gil to rich customers, and Jangsaeng is sickened by this practice. After Gong-gil kills the manager in defense of Jangsaeng, the pair flee to Seoul, where they form a new group with three other street performers.

2005

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine 1977

4.79

Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...

1977

Kuningas jolla ei ollut sydäntä

Kuningas jolla ei ollut sydäntä 1982

5.50

The King Without a Heart is a fairytale about of a happy king who has a young daughter and a lovely wife. After the sudden death of his wife, the king becomes so sad that he wants his heart taken out of his chest. The kingdom is turned into an effective society based on reason, and there is no longer place for emotions. When she grows up, the princess tries to make her father see the importance of play and emotions.

1982

The Apprentice

The Apprentice 1991

6.00

Medieval times. A jester is heading to the castle, but can't help running into a fruit tree in his path. Again and again. After a while, he lands nose-down and when he gets up, his nose remains stuck in the ground. He gives up, and we see that "wise" people aren't faring much better. He returns to his master, who gives him a replacement nose and sets off on an easier path.

1991

Alice Through the Looking Glass

Alice Through the Looking Glass 1987

5.60

Young Alice returns to Wonderland and is on her way to be crowned Queen, but she must dare to cross Chessland first. On her exciting journey, she encounters a magical jester, the feared Jabberwocky, Humpty Dumpty, Tiger Lily, and Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

1987

The Jester

The Jester 2007

4.20

When fantasy author Elizabeth goes browsing a book store for inspiration, she soon finds herself caught up in the curse of The Jester's Tale.

2007

Nightmares Unleashed

Nightmares Unleashed 2018

1

A young girl loves watching horror films but always gets nightmares from them. She gets grabbed into the TV one night and has to escape her worst nightmares through the movies.

2018

Fools

Fools 1970

1

In 1553, England’s first Queen, Mary I, takes the throne. The country is on the brink of chaos, and ambitious Cardinal Pole plots to secure control. He has overlooked, however, a humble court jester, Jane Foole. The pious, and apparently humorless, Queen Mary finds relief in Foole's brilliant slapstick routines and the two women strike up an unlikely friendship.

1970

Under The Rainbow

Under The Rainbow 2015

10.00

Vivi finds herself in a mysterious world and must face an ominous Queen to unlock the secrets of this mystical world, as well as her own existence. Under the Rainbow is a psychedelic dark fantasy/horror adventure.

2015

The Midnight Jester

The Midnight Jester 2019

6.20

Jenny is heading home after work when her night takes a terrifying turn with the arrival of a stranger, dressed as a Jester.

2019

Slumber is Golden

Slumber is Golden 1970

1

A young woman named Tyler Ann travels into her subconscious dream world to deal with her past.

1970

Posthumous

Posthumous 1970

1

A man dressed as a jester lurks in a local park, sending a teenage boy into paranoia.

1970

Rentaghost

Rentaghost 1976

6.30

Rentaghost was a British children's television comedy show, broadcast by the BBC between 6 January 1976 and 6 November 1984. The show's plot centred on the antics of a number of ghosts who worked for a firm called Rentaghost, which rented out the ghosts for various tasks.

1976